The Big, The Bad and The Best

You bully me! You bully me into writing my silly prattle into a blog post. Flattering me needlessly, you convince me to keep writing. And boy! Are you vain! Practically forcing me to write about you. Your absolutely stunning reasons, on just why you are the best topic for me to write on, make me laugh.

You are spoiled rotten. It's time someone scolded you and made you stand in the corner. Denied you the sweets which you so often prey upon. Saved all the millions of chickens which you plan to devour. Protected the weighing machine which groans every time you stand on it. I dont even want to know the sorry story of your chair.

It's high time someone put a giant-sized silencer to keep you from talking non-stop. You talk like there is no tomorrow. You talk so much, I have seen ears fall off people's head. There are better ways of advertising the effectiveness of Fevicol. And the worst part is, no one minds you talking. They even encourage you. Just how decadent is our current generation?!

Most importantly, I want you to know just how wonderful you are. As a person, as a friend, a man. A true gentleman. Someone who, despite him having a severe back pain, lifted my friend on his shoulders during her wedding. A man with the strength to face any challenge. A man worth loving and trusting.

All the best Tapa! Have a wonderful life ahead!!